Emergency Contact T-Shirt

🏕️ Premium 100% ring-spun cotton that's soft enough for campfire lounging, tough enough for trail life. Pre-shrunk and true-to-size so it fits right from your first wear to your fiftieth wash. Built to last through s'more burns, tent struggles, and whatever else the outdoors throws at you. Proudly made and shipped in the USA. 🌲

Free Shipping on Orders Over $75 🎉
Because we appreciate your commitment to camping sarcasm.

Orders ship within 7 business days - we're making your shirt with care, not panic. Once it's on its way, USPS typically delivers in 2-5 business days.

Track your package obsessively or forget it exists until it shows up - both are valid strategies.

Returns & Exchanges

The "We've Got You" Policy

We want you to actually love your shirt. If something shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll fix it - no hassle, no drama.

Here's how it works:

Damaged or defective? We'll refund or replace it, your choice
Changed your mind? We get it - you have 30 days for returns on unworn, unwashed items
Wrong size? Exchanges are easy, just email us
Something else weird? Reach out - we're reasonable humans

Just email us at support@slightlynomad.com - actual people respond, usually within 24 hours.

We're not a huge corporation. We're just outdoor enthusiasts who also happen to sell funny shirts. If something's not right, let us know and we'll sort it out without the corporate runaround.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it fair and straightforward.

How to Keep Your Shirt Looking Good (It's Really Not That Hard)

Washing:

• Cold water only - hot water is for people who enjoy shrinkage and regret
• Turn inside out - protect that graphic you paid for
• Use gentle detergent - no need to punish your shirt for existing
• First wash might bleed a little - wash separately unless you want everything slightly that color
• Skip the bleach - unless you're going for that "I found this at a thrift store" vibe prematurely
• No fabric softener - it messes with the fabric and nobody needs that drama

Drying:

• Air dry is best - prevents shrinking, saves energy, gives you time to do literally anything else
• Tumble dry low if you must - just keep the heat low and check on it like you're babysitting
• Remove promptly - don't let it sit in there getting wrinkly while you binge another episode

If You Actually Iron (Respect):

• Avoid ironing directly on the graphic - turn it inside out or use a cloth between the iron and design
• Or just embrace wrinkles. We're not judging.